'It's only game, why you heff to be mad?' ✿
Cassy. 16. Canada.

"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard."
fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “Let. Me.” Bottom Text: “Finish. My. Sentence.”]
An open letter to customers who think I have a “shut up” switch:
I don’t care if you think what I’m saying is stupid. I don’t care if you think I’m wasting your time by asking if you want to save ten percent by opening a rewards card (I’m not, by the way; I ask this as I’m ringing.)
I am required to ask it, yes, but come on. It’s a legitimate question (it’s a pretty decent rewards program if you shop there a lot already), and you don’t even know what I’m asking before you cut me off.
Excuse me if hearing me speak for three extra seconds is that irritating to you, but you see, I’m not a self checkout machine. And I’m going to finish my sentence whether or not you let loose your premature “no.” 
Because I’m required to say these things. YOU’RE not required to be rude. Stop it.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Let. Me.”

Bottom Text: “Finish. My. Sentence.”]

An open letter to customers who think I have a “shut up” switch:

I don’t care if you think what I’m saying is stupid. I don’t care if you think I’m wasting your time by asking if you want to save ten percent by opening a rewards card (I’m not, by the way; I ask this as I’m ringing.)

I am required to ask it, yes, but come on. It’s a legitimate question (it’s a pretty decent rewards program if you shop there a lot already), and you don’t even know what I’m asking before you cut me off.


Excuse me if hearing me speak for three extra seconds is that irritating to you, but you see, I’m not a self checkout machine. And I’m going to finish my sentence whether or not you let loose your premature “no.”

Because I’m required to say these things. YOU’RE not required to be rude. Stop it.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Top Text: CAN I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER FOR REWARDS?
Bottom Text: CAN I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER FOR DINNER?
No balding, fat sir who is old enough to be my father, you cannot.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Top Text: CAN I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER FOR REWARDS?

Bottom Text: CAN I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER FOR DINNER?

No balding, fat sir who is old enough to be my father, you cannot.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Hair-wrap robin here! So, this lady comes up to the counter with a sun hat. A floppy, huge, wide-brimmed sun-hat that has flower printed on it. It is in no way tie dye, nor a baby hat.
Boss tells her the price, and she says this. Boss: “Well, this obviously isn’t a tie dye baby hat.”Customer: “Well, you don’t need to be rude, I don’t appreciate you saying “obviously”, giving me an attitude.”Boss: “…I’m not trying to be rude, but this is obviously not tie dye, or a baby hat.” Just… it was the FURTHEST thing from both being tie die and being a baby hat!

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Hair-wrap robin here! So, this lady comes up to the counter with a sun hat. A floppy, huge, wide-brimmed sun-hat that has flower printed on it. It is in no way tie dye, nor a baby hat.

Boss tells her the price, and she says this. 

Boss: “Well, this obviously isn’t a tie dye baby hat.”

Customer: “Well, you don’t need to be rude, I don’t appreciate you saying “obviously”, giving me an attitude.”

Boss: “…I’m not trying to be rude, but this is obviously not tie dye, or a baby hat.” 

Just… it was the FURTHEST thing from both being tie die and being a baby hat!

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “I CAN GET THESE FOR A LOWER PRICE AT (INSERT LOCATION).”Bottom Text: “GO THE FUCK THERE, THEN”]
I don’t think this even really needs explaining. But a lady came in our store and asked the price of beaded curtains… then threw a fit, saying she could get them at Virginia Beach for half the price ($15). Now, my boss can’t even buy those for $15, and Virginia Beach is 100 miles away… so, yeah, totally, go to Virginia Beach and buy them, just get out of our store! The best part was when she didn’t even leave, but proceded to ask the price of various things just to scoff.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “I CAN GET THESE FOR A LOWER PRICE AT (INSERT LOCATION).”

Bottom Text: “GO THE FUCK THERE, THEN”]

I don’t think this even really needs explaining. But a lady came in our store and asked the price of beaded curtains… then threw a fit, saying she could get them at Virginia Beach for half the price ($15). Now, my boss can’t even buy those for $15, and Virginia Beach is 100 miles away… so, yeah, totally, go to Virginia Beach and buy them, just get out of our store! The best part was when she didn’t even leave, but proceded to ask the price of various things just to scoff.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Today we didn’t have any carbonation for the soft drinks so there were two pieces of paper taped over the soda fountains saying that they were out of order. I saw this one man completely disregard the signs and try to get pop out of the fountain anyway. He even lifted up one of the signs as he was trying to get his drink. Uh, that sign is there for a reason, son. 

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Today we didn’t have any carbonation for the soft drinks so there were two pieces of paper taped over the soda fountains saying that they were out of order. I saw this one man completely disregard the signs and try to get pop out of the fountain anyway. He even lifted up one of the signs as he was trying to get his drink. Uh, that sign is there for a reason, son. 

Tyler Posey and Jennifer Lopez reunite after 12 years (2002-2014)

friend: says something that vaguely references song lyric
me: PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG

shermsalot:

when ur team cant score and ur just like ravioli ravioli score me a goaluoli

sox-andthecity:

Can’t really argue with this…

Anonymous said:
You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

pizzaotter:

iguanamouth:

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I fucking lost it here

yulinikka:

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